• Inside the Voltz Center For Computer Learning (CFCL)

    This copy of the first interior drawing of the Voltz CFCL comes with bonus margin scribbles. Computing Voltz is archaic. This drawing shows reel to reel tape machines, mag cores, large dot matrix printers and enough apples, commodores and 286’s to drown a household cat. The man in control of the center (seated at the computer table in the lower middle) is still unnamed. Regardless he’s giving off a real project paperclip vibe.

    A tidy version of this drawing can be seen here.

  • Voltz Pop-Up Style Drawings

    Back in time Pop-Up video used to be a thing. These drawings embody some of that lost magic.

    In the drawing on the left we see Ike (mid grind) attacking Gary Masalam with the floppy discs (5.25″). Trash Can Man evolved with this drawing and gained the ability to speak. Those first lines are not squandered as he calls Gary a Ho. Omar the Fish Fighter Fo Freedom makes a rare appearance uttering both of his key phrases. This drawing claims sophomore appearance but further research is needed to substantiate this claim.

    In the drawing on the right we see Tito (who vomits at the very sight of violence and is a member of Amnesty International) punching Gary Masalam square in the face due to being sold inferior weaponry. This removes Gary’s cap from its resting place this exposing Gary’s head. Nobody knows what is under that hat because nobody has seen it… and lived. Its an Old Testament throwback to nobody being able to gaze upon the face of God and live.

  • Titoland

    This is a concept drawing of Titoland. Specifically the Uranium Harbor location. 4.828 Kilo Island and Commercial Row in the west can been seen in the middleground and background- Or could that be some of the known hi rises of the East?

  • Commie Time Theater

    This scene portrays a key moment in “A Little Fictionally Humorous Story” where the Cotton Candy People ask John, the bum, to take them to “your leader earth scum”.

    This drawing also is a first appearance of Blanta (Claus) and a mutated Uranium Harbor Factory Farm pig (Uranium Harbor Pork). A colorized version of this drawing can be seen here.

  • Morty approaches a suspicious subway rider.

    In this pencil sketch Morty approaches ‘the other communist’. This ‘person’ is always loosely and unsuccessfully searching for Da Corner but never finding it, Gary, Brodon or Rejinold. This drawing is the first instance of ‘the other communist’

  • Ric(k) and Drumstick Boy

    This drawing shows Ric(k) sticking his head out of his cab and yelling at someone who cut him off. At some point shortly before this traffic incident Drumstick boy lodged his hammer into the trunk lid of Ric(k)’s Vic and is being dragged along for the ride.

  • John with Abstrakt Deutschfoot

    This is a meh drawing of John though the first of any at a large scale. As he exclaims his neck is too long. He appears to be attacked by a five legged two headed dog-like unicorn creature with a peg leg. The extra appendages clearly indicate that this animal originated in either 4.828 Kilo Island, Third Arm Warf or Uranium Harbor.

  • Ike works the floppy discs

    As Ike’s character developed in the aughties he gained the ability to spin and hence weaponize floppy discs. If your not spinning 5.25″ are you even alive?

    For reasons not yet revealed Ike has really bushy eyebrows and a gotee. Let the record show that Ike wears one of those Casio calculator watches from when such things were considered cool.

  • When Disco Boys attack.

    This is a rare sketch of the Disco Boys choosing violence. Here an unnamed Disco Boy hits Gary, who is sitting on his bench, in the head with his Disco knuckle duster and then continues to question Gary’s affinity for 8-Track tapes.

    The top of Gary’s head is pixelated in this drawing for your protection. Nobody has seen under Gary’s cap and lived.

    A minimally cleaned up version of this sketch can be seen here.

  • Peak Gary Masalam

    Two iterations of Gary barking and ranting from one of the many benches in Voltz. On the left side he yells:

    “The East will rise again.” “Down whit you all!” and “Man that is wak”

    On the right Brodon is in the picture however it seems his presence is not welcome at this time despite being an ally of Gary. Gary’s Low Rider must have been in the shop because he clearly has a dirty 10-speed bike beside the bench.

    These are the words Gary yells:

    “Man don’t make me come over and gang beatcha all” and “Me and my possie’ll kick your butts to China foo!”

    Brodon informs Gary “You look pretty big for a pill yourself.”