voltz.life

Category: 1997

Drawn in 1997

  • Gary driving by

    Gary Masalam drives his low rider by Moe’s and hits Trash Can Man. He misidentifies the incident as a anti-communist blockade and the finishes his exclamation with “down wit chu all!”. That’s ‘down with you all’ for those keeping score at home.

  • Trash Can Man

    trash can man

    Trash Can Man existed before Voltz and was incorporated as Voltz developed. He is here in his refined form. Can Number: 105682. Alias: Mr I’ll take your kicks.

  • Unfinished Gary Masalam art glass.

    gary masalam art glass

    This unfinished work was intended to be sand blasted art glass of Gary Masalam. This is the second piece in a series of two with the first being of Ike. The series is on upcycled auto glass from a 1980’s Volkswagen Rabbit.

  • Onion Thing (in)action figure

    onion thing sculpture
    onion thing sculpture
    onion thing sculpture
    onion thing sculpture

    This slightly broken ovenable clay sculpture is the only known voltz sculpture. It previously had 3 more tentacles on top of it. Onion thing is basically an large onion, wearing cape and sunglasses with fake nose attached. Sometimes he gets thrown around, sometimes kicked around.

  • The Ubangians

    Benji the Ubangian Punk
    Benji the Ubangian Punk
    The Ruler O' Ubangie
    The Ruler O’ Ubangie
    Gilbert Smudge (left) and Ima C. Ripple (right)
    Gilbert Smudge (left) and Ima C. Ripple (right)
    Ubangian Tito
    Ubangian Tito
    Wife o the Ruler o Ubangie
    Wife o the Ruler o Ubangie: Marge
    Ubangian Secret Agent X3098
    Ubangian Secret Agent X3098
    Great Grammy Ubangie
    Great Grammy Ubangie: Zelda

    This is the first draft of the Ubangians. These drawings are based out of photocopied busywork from high school English class. The crappier the photocopy the wilder the character.

    The Ubangians are an oppressed group who no longer have a homeland. They petition for new members to join their cause but are considered a benign nuisance. They hold rallies, ride subways and have small parades throughout the East Seid.

  • The Voltz Comic (1998)

    The Voltz Comic Cell 1
    The Voltz Comic Cell 2
    The Voltz Comic Cell 3
    The Voltz Comic Cell 4
    The Voltz Comic Cell 5
    The Voltz Comic Cell 6
    The Voltz Comic Cell 7
    The Voltz Comic Cell 8
    The Voltz Comic Cell 9
    The Voltz Comic Cell 10
    The Voltz Comic Cell 11
    The Voltz Comic Cell 12
    The Voltz Comic Cell 13
    The Voltz Comic Cell 14
    The Voltz Comic Cell 15
    The Voltz Comic Cell 16
    The Voltz Comic Cell 17
    The Voltz Comic Cell 18
    The Voltz Comic Cell 19
    The Voltz Comic Cell 20
    The Voltz Comic Cell 21

    This is the first Voltz comic. In 21 Panels, Gary has an interaction with Ike, with whom he is well pleased and an altercation with Voltz’s lone rental cop Morty. Gary wrecks the driver’s side door of the 1983 Voltzwagon Rabbit security guard car in the process.